Sunday, August 20, 2006

Weekend thoughts.

Your humble PartsGuy had to make an excursion to the local Wally World for some supplies today. I realized why I usually go at night, about 9 pm.

TOO MANY DAMNED MORONS DURING THE DAY!!!!

My GOD, is it necessary to block an ENTIRE freaking aisle with your fat asses AND your freaking shopping cart full of Doritos and Twinkies and freaking Diet Coke??? Maybe I should bring a cattle prod next time I have to go there during daylight hours!!

**ZZZZAP!!!** "MOVE IT, SHAMU!! THE WORLD DOES NOT, REPEAT, NOT, REVOLVE AROUND YOU AND YOUR FAT, STUPID, ADD SUFFERING ASSHOLE KIDS!! I NEED PAPER PLATES!!! MOVE YOUR ASS!!!!"

Or, maybe I should just not ever go there on a Sunday afternoon again.


So, someone came up to me this week and asked if I'd like to sell my jetski. I've decided yes, because I have nowhere near enough time to ride it, and I want to get a nice truck. We'll see if the guy goes for the price I want.


Your humble PartsGuy has been thinking lately.

Mostly about scary stuff like putting down roots, settling down into a long term type relationship, stuff like that.

It's turning out to be not so scary after all, though it'd be quite an adjustment for someone who's spent most of his adult life alone.

The way I'm looking at it, all I want is one room to myself, where I can scratch, watch the 3 stooges, work on my hobbies, and surf for whatever.

I've discovered things are not always as they seem, and that being decent to people sometimes pays you back in a good way, and in unexpected ways. This I will write more about as it unfolds. If things turn out as I'm hoping, then your PartsGuy's life will become very interesting, indeed.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You're just selling it now so you can buy a bigger one later....