100th post!!

So, what Creamy Goodness do I have planned?? That's right!! Another goofy Quiz thinger!!

You Are A: Bear Cub!

Bears are strong and independent creatures who roam in the forest in search of food. Bears are usually gentle, but anger one and be prepared for their full fury! You're big, you're tough, you won't back down from a fight, you have a bit of a temper -- classic attributes of a bear. Intelligent and resourceful, though lazy at times, you are a fascinating creature of the wild.

You were almost a: Kitten or a Duck
You are least like a: Chipmunk or a SquirrelWhat Cute Animal Are You?

Grrrrr, baby, grrrrr.


I'll post up something else in a while. I'm gonna hop in the shower and steam myself silly.

I liked this one.

Amen, Calvin.


So, tonight was a fairly good night. I came home from work, and whomped up a steak dinner real quicklike. 'Twas very good. That got me to thinkin about stuff I like.

I like big rear-wheel drive sedans. As far as I'm concerned, there's no better way to see the USA than from behind the wheel of a nice, big cruise machine that'll roll all day long at 85 mph without breaking a sweat. The effect just isn't the same with a minivan.

I like leering at looking at gorgeous womenfolk. I'm a guy. I make no apologies for it. If you think that's wrong, you're either a complete moron, or you're a woman who resembles Roger Ebert, but with a crappier personality. Whichever. Pretty ladies= GOOD.

I like guns. Especially machine guns. There are few things more fun than emptying an MP5 machine gun into a target. Unless, of course, you move from the MP5 to a Tommy gun. Then, finish up your range time by shooting off a few mags of .45 caliber ammo. That is what I like to call Big Dirty Fun. Guns= GOOD.


I like cheeseburgers. Great, big greasy cheeseburgers. Slap a chunk of pepper cheese on there, slam it onto a plate with a whole bunch of greasy fries, wash it down with a tasty beverage of your choice, and you have a meal fit for a king, provided that king isn't a foo-foo nancyboy.

Now that I think about it, if it mooed, oinked or clucked while it was alive, chances are pretty good that I'll eat it. Meat= GOOD.

I like dogs. I REALLY like Labrador retrievers. As far as I'm concerned, they're the best all-around dogs to have. Patient, friendly, and loyal. Good qualities in a dog.

I like watching stuff get blown up. I built quite a few models as a kid, and quite a few of those models met their demise by firecracker. If there's a show on the TV dealing with demolishing buildings with explosives, I'm there. Blowing stuff up= GOOD.


Now, you may have noticed, there're no pictures of hot women driving big rear-wheel drive sedans, eating cheeseburgers with their black Labs while shooting machine guns and blowing stuff up. There's a simple reason for it. You just can't combine so much awesomeness into one photo session. If you did, guys looking at the pictures would look at them, and just seeing that would make our noggins explode with joy, and there'd be brains and stuff all over the place, and people'd get all crabby and stuff.


I should probably cover things I think are bad.


FWD econoboxes= Bad. I just plain don't like em.

I don't like women who resemble Roger Ebert.

Need I say more?

I don't like tofu. WTF??

I don't like poodles. About the only purpose I see for 'em is snacks for a python.


I don't like Bed & Breakfast places. The idea of spending the night in the same building as a bunch of yuppie morons, AND being willing to spend a bunch of money doing it is just too horrible to think of. Yucko.


So, imagine, if you will, a poor guy being stuck with his wife who looks like Roger Ebert in a crappy FWD econobox staying in a B&B that has poodles, and serves tofu for breakfast.

Frightening, isn't it?? And you guys KNOW that even if the guy was your worst enemy, you'd feel totally sorry for him, as no man should have to be subject to such torture.


So, I think I shall summarize for you.

RWD sedans, pretty women, cheeseburgers, guns, labs, and explosions= GOOD.

Crappy FWD econoboxes, women who resemble Roger Ebert, tofu, poodles, and bed & breakfast tours= BAD!!


With that, I shall take my leave. Next post will be my 100th post. I'll have to come up with something good for that, methinks.

Why is it?

(BGM: "Exodus"; Bob Marley)


Why is it...

Stupid commercials make me want to call the company and say " You know, that commercial of yours is SO ****ing stupid, it makes me want to take hostages!!" Why??


Perhaps I need to get lucky should start getting more sleep.


The system I picked for the PartsMobile is here. Hopefully I'll get more than a day off sometime soon so I can slap the thing in.


I'm also looking forward to having Turkey Day off. I plan to sleep. A lot. I should be adventurous the day after and go shopping, but getting whacked in the ass by lil old ladies' shopping carts doesn't really appeal to me.

Amazingly, they get REAL pissed when you put the boot to their shopping carts after they've hit you for the 5th time. No sense of humor on them old broads, I'm here to tellya.


That's all ya get tonight. I'm too tired to write more. Still workin on a new Fabbo Babe of the Week, however, I've made a new rule. No followers of Scientology are eligible. Why? Mainly because I'm freakin SICK of hearing about TomKat, and the fact that I think Scientology is pure bullshit. So, sorry, Kirstie Alley. No FBW love for you. Deal.

I mean, come ON... that Katie chick's like what, 22??? Cripes, I got SCARS older than that!

And why is it that it's ok for ol' Tommy to do a lil cradle robbing, but if your humble PartsGuy were to scope out a hot lil 20 year old, he's a freakin pervert? Sup wit dat?

And for all you younger ladies..remember, us ol' farts know what we're about, if you catch my drift. (evil grin)


So, um, yeah.


More stuff later in the week, if I feel like it.

So, um, yeah.

I was informed today that I don't spend enough time writing blog entries. I hereby promise to TRY to do at least 3 entries a week. But hey, I'm a busy guy.

Recently, my job went through a couple of management changes. The dust has settled, and I'm now the assistant manager. W00t!

Our uniform shirts have recently changed color too, from a godawful red, to another color entirely. Happily, it's a slimming color!! LOL!!

So, your humble PartsGuy ordered all the parts needed to assemble a system for the PartsMobile. Good tunes= lotsa good in a town with a buncha crappy stations. I won't go into too much detail until it's installed, but suffice it to say, it'll be way cool indeed. Toys= good.


So, what else has your humble PartsGuy been doing? Lotsa stuff, mostly working.
Sometimes, I wander over to the liquor store/tavern to flirt outrageously with S, the smartest, loveliest tavern goddess on the planet. I call her the smartest, cause she won't have anything to do with me!! (laughing)

I've also managed to find some stuff I'd like for Xmas. In no particular order:

1)First season of Airwolf on DVD.

2)First season of Emergency! also on DVD (w00t!!). For the longest time, I wanted to be a Paramedic. I blame this show! LOL! When I had cable years ago, TV Land ran an Emergency! marathon. I was in heaven. My roomie just rolled his eyes.

3)One of those vacuum sealer thingies. I'm a lazy guy, hate to cook for just myself. With one of these, I could cook one day a week, and have enough for the week, and just zap some good food for dinner instead of the crap I eat now.

I also decided to join the 21st century and get DSL. Now I can download porno educational films!! w00t!!

I've also gotten a guest blog entry from Pointman, which I shall be posting this week sometime.
It's good stuff.


That's all for now. Fabbo Babe of the Week will return soon, I promise.

I'm William Wallace, baby!!

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Is it just me, or is cranking Dokken's "Paris Is Burning" no end of fun??

I guess I shouldn't be too harsh. There's nothing wrong with France, other than the fact it's full of French people.

So, the other night, I was sitting in Stately PartsGuy Manor, and bored off my ass. For a couple of my friends and I, going to WalMart(aka The Evil Empire) and people watching is about the greatest spectator sport there is. Where else can a guy go and satisfy his fetish for women in sweatpants pushing babies in shopping carts??

Wait...where the hell did THAT come from??

-Told you we'd tell if you didn't feed us regularly!!- PartsGuy Research Staff-

Jeeze. I'm sorry you all had to witness that.

I accidentally fed them twice in one week, because I forgot to mark the calendar, now they expect it all the time.

-Well, DUH!- PGRS-

JEESH!! Next thing you know, they're gonna want some midget porn!! Dammit!!

-Naah, we raided your stash last night- PGRS-


So, THAT'S why there was bread crumbs in..


Errr, Hi.

Ignore what you've read. There's a hacker on my computer, or something, and he's typing all that!! Seriously!! LOOK! CUTE FURRY PUPPIES!!!


Anyways, I've been thinking about the PartsGuy Gimme List(tm), seeing as both Xmas and my B-day are coming up soon. So, for giggles, once it's compiled, I'll post up for your amusement.

More soon, when I feel like it.