Is it just me, or is cranking Dokken's "Paris Is Burning" no end of fun??

I guess I shouldn't be too harsh. There's nothing wrong with France, other than the fact it's full of French people.

So, the other night, I was sitting in Stately PartsGuy Manor, and bored off my ass. For a couple of my friends and I, going to WalMart(aka The Evil Empire) and people watching is about the greatest spectator sport there is. Where else can a guy go and satisfy his fetish for women in sweatpants pushing babies in shopping carts??

Wait...where the hell did THAT come from??

-Told you we'd tell if you didn't feed us regularly!!- PartsGuy Research Staff-

Jeeze. I'm sorry you all had to witness that.

I accidentally fed them twice in one week, because I forgot to mark the calendar, now they expect it all the time.

-Well, DUH!- PGRS-

JEESH!! Next thing you know, they're gonna want some midget porn!! Dammit!!

-Naah, we raided your stash last night- PGRS-


So, THAT'S why there was bread crumbs in..


Errr, Hi.

Ignore what you've read. There's a hacker on my computer, or something, and he's typing all that!! Seriously!! LOOK! CUTE FURRY PUPPIES!!!


Anyways, I've been thinking about the PartsGuy Gimme List(tm), seeing as both Xmas and my B-day are coming up soon. So, for giggles, once it's compiled, I'll post up for your amusement.

More soon, when I feel like it.