Whacko Jacko.

From FoxNews.com:

SANTA MARIA, Calif. — A feeble-looking Michael Jackson ambled out of court in pajama bottoms Thursday after facing the boy who has accused him of child molestation for a second day and almost landing in jail for being late to court.


ALMOST landing in jail.

Let me tell you what I think ol' Whacko's up to.

I think he's trying to make the jury think he's gone off the deep end, so they'll go easy on him.

Jacko knows that if he gets convicted and goes to the slammer, life isn't gonna be very easy for him. Therefore, it's in his best interest to stay OUT of the slammer.

The guy showing up late is just another example of his making a mockery of the judicial system.

If I was the judge, I'd drag his freak ass into chambers and give him a little talking to. It'd probably go something like this:

" OK, Jacko..listen up here. And quit making that 'hee hee' noise. It's f**king annoying. Now, if you DON'T straighten up and fly right, i'm gonna slam your freak ass into a cell so hard your fruity ass will bounce for a week."

Hopefully, the judge in this case will put his foot down and demand that Jacko quit acting like a 4 year old. Otherwise, he'll wind up looking like Judge Ito did during the Simpson trial.

Time will tell.